Sharing my feels with dialogue wheels

stumpyjoepete: femmenietzsche: Pleasing hominin skull...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 22:24:07 +0100

femmenietzsche:

Pleasing hominin skull comparison of the day

(Source)

Sorry, but this is the best modern human skull we’ve got. Anthropologists speculate that they had faces like all the other skulls have, but we may never know for sure.

roughkiss: outofcontextcomicpanels: I want this as like a huge wall painting

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:21:55 +0100

roughkiss:

outofcontextcomicpanels:

I want this as like a huge wall painting

oneechangoddess:Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 21:18:31 +0100

oneechangoddess:

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

sindri42: trilllizard666: bramblepatch: garashirs: garashirs: honestly the funniest thing about...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:00:12 +0100

sindri42:

trilllizard666:

bramblepatch:

garashirs:

garashirs:

honestly the funniest thing about the lord of the rings is how gandalf is literally a minor god sent to middle-earth by The Big Man Himself and yet literally nobody apart from the elves seems to recognise this or take him seriously

like yeah gandalf is pretty grumpy most of the time but how would YOU feel if you were the fantasy equivalent of an angel and a bunch of people who only come up to your knee were just like “oh fuck it’s that spooky old wizard” every time you showed up for a friend’s birthday party

I mean to be fair, he seems to actively enjoy the hobbits’ complete lack of awe, because what Gandalf loves most about hobbits is that they as a culture are 1000% unimpressed by any of the mythic-scale bullshit constantly going on right outside their borders. The thing Gandalf loves second-most about hobbits is their weed.

What gets on his nerves is the rest of the free peoples of middle earth, for whom he is constantly busting his ass and who consistently respond to his attempts to help with “why don’t you ever have any good news?” and also who don’t offer him any weed.

so we should offer demigods and arcangels the good weed is what you’re saying

The only reason that Sauron was defeated and the Ring was destroyed was because this demigod spent so much time in the middle of fucking nowhere because they loved to trade him high quality weed for illegal fireworks.

assassinationtipsforladies: greelin: greelin: i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:54:18 +0100

assassinationtipsforladies:

greelin:

greelin:

i love my mother dearly but ability-wise she frightens me bc not only can she find 20 four leaf clovers within the span of like 2 minutes, everywhere, she can also write her name w/ both hands on a dry erase board or w/e at the exact same time and have both be a mirror image of one another

to add to this: i was making breakfast this morning and i hear “hey milo! look who came to say hello!” and, expecting like, a moth or a frog or something of that nature, i turn and she’s holding a snake

Yer ma’s a witch. Be nice to her

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:16:53 +0100

lesbiantaurean: xeppeli: sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views Everyone Wants to Fuck...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:45:38 +0100

lesbiantaurean:

xeppeli:

sigmund freud made all that shit up for the views

Everyone Wants to Fuck Their Mom (NOT CLICKBAIT)

acquaintedwithrask: systemshocker: seeing somebody’s domesticated wizard: wow, I love how well...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:44:49 +0100

acquaintedwithrask:

systemshocker:

seeing somebody’s domesticated wizard: wow, I love how well maintained and sleek his beard is! what product do you bathe him with? and what a lovely, clean, and silky robe… does he know any spells?

seeing a feral wizard in the wild: absolute running for life because it smells the raw ground beef in my knapsack

op i have a question

thatpettyblackgirl: Congrats to Generation Z on their very first...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:08:19 +0100

thatpettyblackgirl:

Congrats to Generation Z on their very first kill! May the blood on your lips taste sweeter than wine!

fishslappping:an alternate opening to dragon age 2 (it didn’t...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:06:38 +0100

fishslappping:

an alternate opening to dragon age 2 (it didn’t work) x

prokopetz: transhumanist-viking: prokopetz: prokopetz: Magic systems in many niche tabletop RPGs...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:04:49 +0100

prokopetz:

transhumanist-viking:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

Magic systems in many niche tabletop RPGs posit that magic is empowered by social transgression, in the sense that it’s not the nature of the particular transgression that matters - save perhaps insofar as it resonates with the desired effect, of course - but merely the magnitude of the transgression in question that’s important.

An obvious yet curiously rarely explored implication of this is that worn or carried magic items logically ought to be more powerful the more offensively tasteless and unfashionable they are.

(Another rarely explored implication is that it may be possible to compare the magnitude of seemingly-incommensurable transgressions simply by measuring how much of a boost they give to your magic. Somewhere out there, some enterprising wizard is attempting to devise a pair of trousers that’s literally worse than murder.)

You mean these?

I think I’m out of my depth here.

skarchomp: 5050mixup: reblog if you know what it did

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:03:28 +0100

skarchomp:

5050mixup:

reblog if you know what it did

celestrious:My Brother, My Brother, and Me but it’s an Oscar...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:01:13 +0100

celestrious:

My Brother, My Brother, and Me but it’s an Oscar bait movie

clannfearrunt: I love yokai so much

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:16:28 +0100

clannfearrunt:

I love yokai so much

phantomsteed: i love how edward elric dresses like the typical anime protag (all black, red cloak w/...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:16:14 +0100

phantomsteed:

i love how edward elric dresses like the typical anime protag (all black, red cloak w/ huge emblem, tight leather pants, always puts skulls or spikes on everything, huge belt with a chain on it, etc. etc.) but literally everyone else dresses like normal fucking people so he just constantly gets berated for his Shit Awful Taste

drawingwithdinosaurs: gallusrostromegalus: joachimmurat: gallus...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:40:54 +0100

drawingwithdinosaurs:

gallusrostromegalus:

joachimmurat:

gallusrostromegalus:

proxykiwi:

tinysaurus-rex:

😍😍😍

@gallusrostromegalus

A Gallus rostromegalus in the wild!

I’m sorry but the way this is framed makes it look like there’s a giant chicken terrorizing the woods

That is EXACTLY what’s going on.

jamesmasinoart: For my 3D production class I had to create a...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:39:02 +0100

jamesmasinoart:

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

drdr214:how to become the man she wants

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 13:12:49 +0100

drdr214:

how to become the man she wants

drearycheery: drearycheery: a lot of TERFs speak like they’re giving a speech in a movie. One time...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 07:44:21 +0100

drearycheery:

drearycheery:

a lot of TERFs speak like they’re giving a speech in a movie. One time one of them referred to me & my “brethren”, which they then had to clarify meant trans people and their supporters. I still think about that and laugh sometimes. “you and your brethren” fedgyejgfjhdgsjhksa like what are we, viking warriors?

reblog if you are a viking for trans rights

kramergate: slab-o-meat: we all remember the first time we saw a centaur in fallout yeah cause...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 07:43:42 +0100

kramergate:

slab-o-meat:

we all remember the first time we saw a centaur in fallout

yeah cause nothings gonna top the emotional roller coaster of me playing my first fallout game at a ripe 15 years old and seeing the word centaur float across the subtitle bar and thinking OH BOY THEY GOT CENTAURS? only to use VATS to target it and rocket out of my seat in shock